WE FOUGHT FOR EIGHT YEARS AND GUESS WHAT?
Raw Video: Bush Leaves for Texas
Now to clean out the fuhrerbunker.
Democracy Reactivates, Spits Out Fascists
In weather news, winds up to 125mph were recorded around the globe as over 6 billion people simultaneously heaved a sigh of relief. Astronauts aboard the International Space Station reported a gigantic "WHEW!!!" that rattled solar panels and caused zero-gravity toilets to overflow. When asked for his comment on the phenomenon, ex-President George Walker Bush (43) said, "Ah'm ahblibious," and emptied the service bar on Marine One. He will be missed. Because it's very hard to hit that aircraft.
(Posted by cosanostradamus of blog me no blogs.)