Sneak peaks of Scooter Libby friends letters
To the readership:
Judge Reggie Walton has announced that more than 150 letters pertaining to the sentencing of Scooter Libby, both in support of him and in support of his hoosegow key being tossed away, will be released after his sentencing June 5.
Well, there’s no need to wait that long.
Let me tell you, my inside sources have obtained leaked pre-release copies. Here’s one:
Dear Judgie-Wudgie:
Please don't put Scooter-Pooter in the sandbox too long. Judie-Wwudie lubbes him so very much.
Judith Miller
And another:
Hey, Reggerino:
I’m the Decider, see? And, I decide that you should be replaced by … Tim Griffin.
George W. Decider, judge-commander-in-chief
Cc: Alberto Gonzales, head flunky and judge-hirer/firer
And this one:
Dear Judge Walton:
I. Lewis Libby has been defending the United States valiantly through his official work, so that we can fight liberal judges over in Iraq rather than fighting them here.
You, sir, are a traitor to our country.
Richard B. CheneyVicePresident of the United States
And one more:
Dear Judge Walton:
You remember that phone call you made three weeks ago???
I do.
Gen. Michael Hayden
Director of Central Intelligence
Former director, National Security Agency
Cross-posted at SocraticGadfly and Watching Those We Choose.